a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos
"you’ve got a friend in me"
X-Men Days of Future Past (2014)
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
"dean has a hot new love interest"
Titan aka the Mermaid Moon
people who have british accents on doctor who
- british people
- the french
- aliens who have never ever been to earth
- literally almost anyone no matter what
people who do not have british accents on doctor who
The TARDIS has to translate French, Latin, and alien languages to English. Americans are already speaking English, so there’s no need to translate it.
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
Sam + dimples